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They bought their ticket

Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.
A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021
mugGet the They bought their ticketmug.

booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is where a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. It cannot be denied or reversed
Dude, you should show her your booty ticket
by mister bum hole November 25, 2019
mugGet the booty ticketmug.

ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
mugGet the ticket insurancemug.

ate a ticket

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021
mugGet the ate a ticketmug.

Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
mugGet the Crap Ticketsmug.

Ticket Meow

The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
Wow! Did you see that? I think it was Ticket Meow!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
mugGet the Ticket Meowmug.

Timber ticket

A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.
by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
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