silent keyboard

A term coined in January, 2004 on Fark.com as a term of honor for a departed member of an online community. Derives from the ham radio expression silent key and is abbreviated SKB.
In memory of Darkhop, gone SKB... we'll miss you, man
by Lady Csyde January 13, 2005
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Silent mackin'

Hitting on a girl via texting, called silent because no words are spoken. Often more forward than actually talking in person or on the phone.
"Dude, what are you doing? You haven't look up from your phone all night."

"I'm just silent mackin' this slut"
by Hans45678 December 22, 2008
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Silent Daddy

I think Marco Marco likes youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Oh look silent daddy just joined the call"
"Aw stop being such an Abstract daddy, Just talk and become the ideal father, Silent daddy"
"I keep seeing silent daddy"
by Bubble Chad March 22, 2019
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step-silent

The state in which a stepparent is forced to ban or veto computers in the house because a stepchild things it's fine to post personal or false information about the stepparent on the internet or endure a nervous breakdown.
"No, I can't buy it online. We've been step-silent for months."
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silent shower

the action of farting into a partner's open mouth; comparable to a golden shower or brown shower, but without tangible evidence
This slut was like, "You fucker!! You just silent showered me," and I was like, "Prove it bitch, I don't smell anything."
by Fudge Factory October 31, 2007
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Silent Stream

When a peer or peers are using your shower, inserting your penis between the shower curtains and urinating on them. The warmth of the urine matches the warmth of the water from the shower, and the culprit remains undetected. Does not work if the target is taking a cold shower.
Zach and Liz were in the shower so long, probably fucking, so I opened up the curtains and gave them a silent stream.
by Mttioceme March 15, 2010
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Silent Disco

The act of masturbation. It is referenced by the noise one makes while in the act.
Eddie : "Where's Petey been?'

Robness: "I dunno actually, he might be partaking in a silent disco..........just give him a couple more minutes. The last stripper ripped him off last night."
by Sung "Dragonball" Moon March 11, 2013
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