Ryder is the most amazing guy in the world, sure a Ryder might curse a lot and make dark jokes every now and then.. but Ryder’s are one of the nicest people in the world and very handsome with his beautiful golden brown eyes and fluffy hair. If you have a Ryder in you life, he’ll never leave you cause Ryder is one of the most loyal guys out there.. A Ryder is very good at making dark comments at the worst possible times, but will cheer you up with them when you’re depressed. Ryder’s Blush A LOT and are very obvious when they like you.
Ty: “hey have you seen Ryder today?”
Tommy: “nah..”
Scarlett: “oh there he is! Coming off the lacrosse field in his white jersey!”
Ty: “Scarlett you’re such a simp some times it’s crazy how y’all haven’t told each other how you feel about each other, he clearly likes you! He’s blushing all the time around you!”
Scarlett: “shut up Ty!”
Tommy: “nah..”
Scarlett: “oh there he is! Coming off the lacrosse field in his white jersey!”
Ty: “Scarlett you’re such a simp some times it’s crazy how y’all haven’t told each other how you feel about each other, he clearly likes you! He’s blushing all the time around you!”
Scarlett: “shut up Ty!”
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"Ryder is glowing"
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