pulled pork

a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.

Frank : "Man i got fuckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party"

by Max Dickin April 17, 2008

Pork run

A group of girls traipsearound, asking men/boys if they like pork. After the men/boys give them a confused look and answer with a yes or no, the girls get up in their grill and proceed to snort as they walk away on to the next victim. To be performed along a busy street in the wee hours of the night.

The LSC went on a pork run down Garnet St in Pacific Beach.

by Mac D. May 9, 2006

pound and pork

The act of masturbating up until the point of ejaculation and then immediately putting your penis inside of a lesbian and blowing your load all up in that bitch so she can get pregnant.

Yo that dike totally asked me to give her the old pound and pork so she could get out of the army.

by downgrader November 29, 2009

Pork Chop

A nauseating domestic issue with a spouse, partner, girlfriend, boyfriend or ex that falls under an umbrella of shit and probably has no logical association with anything the mk1 human can understand.....

Crap, I had a right pork chop moment with the wife last night.......

by craftyporkchoplover January 20, 2017

Pork Pouch

A female's vagina. In other words, a place to store one's penis.

Dayummmn! Look at that pork pouch. It's like a playpen for sausage!

by yerbfwants2cmenekkid December 25, 2010

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Pork Flu

Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.

Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?

Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 1, 2009