neck up, ya pelican

Shut your mouth, you foolish person (whose mouth is much bigger than their brain)
by Yimothy March 01, 2023
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pelican breath

Jesus that William wood has pelican breath
by LoyalRoyal1871 August 04, 2021
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pelican dip

When your having intercourse with a girl on the beach and you take thy penis out and dip it in the sand then reinsert into the vaginal cavity.
I busted out the ole pelican dip with Sarah with an H
by Kincey09 February 01, 2023
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Pelican Nutslinger

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.
You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!
by johnelbow April 07, 2010
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Pelican Swirl

One girl squats, 1 dude lays on the ground below her ass hole. Another dude cums inside the mouth of the guy laying down, and then she shits in the mouth of the guy laying down. Cum mixing with shit is bird poop. "Laying the mongoose" The guy laying down also flaps his arms like a bird the whole time.
"I just had sex with a girl and a guy in a threesome. We tried this Pelican Swirl move where she shits in my mouth and he cums in my mouth.
by xSlimsey June 07, 2022
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Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
by anonymous tardsy April 06, 2022
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pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018
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