patch buddy

An IT activity that drives Rob the SQL guy crazy.

What in the heck is a patch buddy?

by StonewallJKrantz September 19, 2017

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 6, 2017

Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

afro patch

an exorbitant amount of pubic hair that has congregated in the area above the genitalia

I better take care of my AFRO PATCH before i Wesley snipe this bitch tonight.

by TheRedHairedBandit August 28, 2012

Sour Patched

When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.

by codycodycodyhhh August 12, 2011

Patches' Law

As an object decreases in size, the more it's shape becomes similar to that of a penis.

M1: Do you shove stuff up your butt ?

M2: Only if it's penis shaped.
M1: What if it was a really tiny vagina?
M2: Well, that's basically penis shaped.
M1: Ahh...you're talking about Patches' Law.

by papa patches June 1, 2023