by AngeesseuleTaina February 19, 2010
A small community "college" located in Kitsap County in Northwest Washington. Also known as the University of Bremerton, this school is known for central kitsap whores/dropouts, and bremerton/olympic high school graduates. The students that attend often say that they will transfer to a larger university after a year, but in all cases resort to drug abuse and alcoholism to numb the pain of rejection and lack of a future.
Person 1 : "Hey where are you going to college?"
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.
by OC Graduate June 30, 2010
Requirements: You must have a fire crotch, a penis, and two legs.
If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!
The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!
The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
Regina: "I didn't know the 2008 Summer Olympics were already underway!"
Roberta: "Why yes, haven't you heard? Mike "The Fire Crotch" won all three places and has regained the Olympic Fire!"
Regina: "Hmmm. Well I better catch the next Winter Olympics so I can watch the Women's Arctic Log Competition!"
by Jeremiah Z. April 04, 2007
“Damn man with all these 4’s you’re talking to, you’re sure taking gold at the Average Shawty Olympics”
by Cliffski November 22, 2019
by Nirvanaleebentley February 20, 2020
A coded message asked by a bi-curious male seeking a potential prospect for a homo erotic adventure.
by maho11ywood January 21, 2010
John: Do you want to come outside and throw around a baseball or something?
Chris: No, the Olympics are on. I'm going to go and watch that as well as play my Olympic video game, drink from my Olympic cup, and write a story about the Olympics with my Olympic pen and Olympic themed paper.
John: Wow, you suffer from Olympic Obsessive Disorder!
Chris: No, the Olympics are on. I'm going to go and watch that as well as play my Olympic video game, drink from my Olympic cup, and write a story about the Olympics with my Olympic pen and Olympic themed paper.
John: Wow, you suffer from Olympic Obsessive Disorder!
by lightband December 18, 2011