muff burger

A tasty snack of the female flavour

I love chewing on your muff burger

by SJ January 12, 2004

Poo Muff

Poo Muff- An individual who has bits of poo in their pubic hair

Is often cited as a reason to turn down sexual intercourse

I was going to have sex with her....until I saw she had Poo muff

by Johnny Fonatine January 23, 2011

muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

muff floss

when you givehead to a guy or a girl and their pubes get stuck between your teeth

have you been muff flossing?

by robysta March 14, 2003

Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff

Steve is the next muff jedi

by King Saviola May 12, 2004

Muff Uniform

-Uggs and a black North Face fleece on a girl
-Usually seen traveling in packs

-Common among sorority gals

Eric: Whats your muff count today?
Mike: I saw 23 today
Kevin: You would think a muff wouldn't want to wear the same Muff Uniform as all her friends.

Eric: They travel in packs for safety

by Japfar March 5, 2010

Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.

That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.

by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007