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Jesus He hates gays
by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017
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He’s gay and he’s a bitch and has a girlfriend named Bella
Jesus is a butthole
by Ag200610 June 19, 2019
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A boy who is in high school that is amazing,caring, smart, cheerful. He has respect for women, never gives up always work hard for the best. He's funny and wants to have fun. He's also a lady's man. Watch out lady Jesus is on his way.
Girl 1:Has any one seen that one boy
Girl2 : oh that's Jesus the cutie.
by Crazy life March 13, 2017
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super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.
no example of Jesus
by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017
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The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ
Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where
by Guy1715383 February 15, 2017
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Me
I am Jesus!!!
by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018
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A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again
Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt
by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020
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