event hustler

a person who attends many events or parties, many times multiple events on the same day, for the purpose of networking.

Jan has been to one cocktail party, one bar opening and one art gallery opening tonight all to meet new clients. She's such an event hustler.

by aujkb October 29, 2012

extinction level event

Extinction Level Event/E.L.E.

In 2027 there could be an extinction level event.

by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 11, 2019

Repelling event

A bad event that causes the people to intentional do or avoid performing certain actions and or activities in order to reduce the risk of having the same or similar issue happen to them. Often times it may only affect the specific place and or area where the event happened.

The shark attack at the beach caused less people to go to the beach for weeks, because people didn’t want to risk getting attacked. It was a repelling event.

by Vanguard 1998 April 16, 2022

canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan May 13, 2005

Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics

The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.

by Vanguard 1998 July 3, 2021

My account of events is correct

And I provide context for everything.

Hym "My account of events is correct AND COMPREHENSIVE. You are clearly the one making thing up here and it is actively killing me. Seriously just swab the fucking gums already. Get the affidavit signed. Let's get the show on the road here."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025