egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
by bozotexano39 August 23, 2021
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Egyptian Impeachment

Verb

When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president

to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
WHAT?!

OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!

lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment
by Captain Planet Jr February 03, 2011
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egyptian phobia

she was very annoying and mean, that probably cause shes Egyptian, god I hate it, I have Egyptian phobia
by penislover2000 February 07, 2022
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sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.
by yung chri$t May 30, 2018
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Luxury Egyptian

An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.
Mak can never go back to Egypt. He is so use to A/C he has become a Luxury Egyptian.
by Madas October 21, 2013
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egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.
by Madam S December 01, 2009
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