A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024
Get the Daltonmug. Dalton is a brother in Christ (Mormon) who constantly misuses words and/or mispronounces words longer than two syllables.
A Dalton would say "Getting multiple cookies for a job an example of the toochoochie loss function (dismissing returns)"
by Yerrboy April 20, 2023
Get the Daltonmug. A guy who’s got the hugest cock in the world, Jahaan you better watch out boy. Dalton will give you a blowjob and he most likely loves your mum.
by Gsnsnakskskdnejr December 12, 2021
Get the Daltonmug. Dalton has a lot of talent.
Dalton can win any ones heart he could imagine.He is very smart, intelligent. He is amazing in till u get on his nerves.He has a great personality.But is very loose with girls.One wrong miss take and he goes find another girl. people loves seeing him walk into a room.He has wonderful blue eyes u can get lost in. He treats everyone with love.Dalton is one of a kind 😏
Dalton can win any ones heart he could imagine.He is very smart, intelligent. He is amazing in till u get on his nerves.He has a great personality.But is very loose with girls.One wrong miss take and he goes find another girl. people loves seeing him walk into a room.He has wonderful blue eyes u can get lost in. He treats everyone with love.Dalton is one of a kind 😏
Dalton is really one of a kind
by Itzzzzz Joker February 22, 2019
Get the Daltonmug. by Dalton Horne October 18, 2008
Get the Dalton Hornemug. by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023
Get the dalton earnestmug. When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018
Get the Dalton's Grandmamug.