A phrase or saying describing a moment or action that causes someone to lose in a way that could have been avoided at the last second
by Superiority complex June 10, 2025
Get the Sold the company for $3 and a Skittlemug. When a company you apply to work for explains themselves as an organic company, which they should be shot for & given a gravestone entitled 'douchebag lies under this organic pile of shit'
Unless their employees are fed on organic produce or are indeed planted in grow bags daily to help them work without pesticides, the term shouldn't be used! Period!!
Unless their employees are fed on organic produce or are indeed planted in grow bags daily to help them work without pesticides, the term shouldn't be used! Period!!
'oh yes, you'll find we're an organic company to work for'
'this is a great position, for an organic company, with many offices worldwide'
'i love working here, it's so organic'
'this is a great position, for an organic company, with many offices worldwide'
'i love working here, it's so organic'
by snootchtathabootch February 1, 2012
Get the Organic Companymug. german based company where medical tools are assembled, stocked, and delivered.
A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.
A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.
A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.
A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.
A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.
A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.
by two foot July 18, 2009
Get the BBraun Medical Supply Companymug. Schrödinger's company is an experiment in small business, often described as a paradox. The experiment presents a company that might be alive or dead, depending on multiple unknowns.
Much like subatomic particles living in a state of quantum superposition, small companies can exist in a strange state of economic superposition. This superposition undergoes collapse into a definite state only at the exact moment someone looks at the company bank account.
The experiment goes like this...
An employee is confined and caged to their work area (for example, chained to their desk). The worker's paycheck comes from an unstable bank account that decays at some unknown rate. With each pay period, the worker has no idea if payment will arrive or not. Word from management may be that the company is making money and/or is well funded. It may be said that there is money in the company account but that unseen forces are not allowing that money to be accessed. Despite everything being fine, the employee is rarely paid on time or in full. This leaves the employee struggling to determine if the company is in business or out of business.
Schrödinger's company poses the question: when does this superposition stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other?
The Copenhagen interpretation of economic meltdown implies that the company is considered to be simultaneously in business and out of business until an observer performs a wave function collapsing hopes and dreams into reality.
It has been observed in practice that most workers can tolerate up to 8 weeks without payment. In a standard bell curve fashion, around 10% of employees barely notice not getting paid while around 10% snap and go postal. Everyone else maintains somewhere between apathy and financial frustration.
Much like subatomic particles living in a state of quantum superposition, small companies can exist in a strange state of economic superposition. This superposition undergoes collapse into a definite state only at the exact moment someone looks at the company bank account.
The experiment goes like this...
An employee is confined and caged to their work area (for example, chained to their desk). The worker's paycheck comes from an unstable bank account that decays at some unknown rate. With each pay period, the worker has no idea if payment will arrive or not. Word from management may be that the company is making money and/or is well funded. It may be said that there is money in the company account but that unseen forces are not allowing that money to be accessed. Despite everything being fine, the employee is rarely paid on time or in full. This leaves the employee struggling to determine if the company is in business or out of business.
Schrödinger's company poses the question: when does this superposition stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other?
The Copenhagen interpretation of economic meltdown implies that the company is considered to be simultaneously in business and out of business until an observer performs a wave function collapsing hopes and dreams into reality.
It has been observed in practice that most workers can tolerate up to 8 weeks without payment. In a standard bell curve fashion, around 10% of employees barely notice not getting paid while around 10% snap and go postal. Everyone else maintains somewhere between apathy and financial frustration.
Worker 1: If we don't get paid next time, I'm going to ask to be laid off again. Last time they said no but I won't give up so easily this time.
Worker 2: We're only one month behind. That's not bad. Some guys haven't been paid in three months.
Worker 1: Dude, are we even in business still?!? No one comes to work anymore except us... and f--- this. It's almost noon. I'm leaving.
Worker 2: I hear you. This place fits all the signs of Schrödinger's company. Someone with half a brain needs to look at our books, sac up, and end this misery.
Worker 2: We're only one month behind. That's not bad. Some guys haven't been paid in three months.
Worker 1: Dude, are we even in business still?!? No one comes to work anymore except us... and f--- this. It's almost noon. I'm leaving.
Worker 2: I hear you. This place fits all the signs of Schrödinger's company. Someone with half a brain needs to look at our books, sac up, and end this misery.
by MrCoder June 25, 2009
Get the Schrödinger's Companymug. Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"
Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Roble's RX Compliments Jacques Bermon Webster II's' Butterfly Effect Being Additional Recorded Dialogue From The National Broadcast Company So Much It Became Animation Through Paperwork And It Is Called "'Emilio Rojas'"mug. by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021
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Get the Home Insurance Companymug.