gay bernie

When you plan a social event with a group and only 3/5 of the people show up

Man looks like it’s another Gay Bernie today.

by Bobthepooper September 28, 2017

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 16, 2010

bernie king

Used when someone wants to define a dumbass

Hey bernie king!

by 329am January 07, 2021

Bernie

Someone who is %100 cuter then nick in every single way

"Bernie is cuter then nick"

by Nick the one and only February 04, 2022

Bernie

A very sensitive and outgoing, sometimes annoying creature. She might not be prettiest of them all but i would say she's a 5/10 on a good day. Any other day i would give her a 3/10, she has delicate features and likes to wear t-shirts.

Michael-"Did you see Bernie today?"
Ryan-"Yeah, she was crying because someone was showing their toes in public."

by rapidfire101 July 28, 2018

Bernie

A total Hottie

He's definitely a Bernie. Check out those cheek bones!

by Mobkeylover234 March 25, 2018

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019