press-grapes

To fuck ones dad in the arse.

what are you going to be doing with your dad thomas?

pressing grapes.

by chopper May 17, 2004

Drill Press

When a girl is laying on her back, feet and ass in the air, the guys legs are crossed with hers, standing over her, making an "X". Then while fucking her, he spins in a circle on each pump.

Variation: Alaskan Drill Press done in the snow!!!

This girl came over last night and said she was bored with the wheelbarrel, so I took her outside and introduced her to the Alaskan Drill Press!

by Alouicious July 05, 2009

Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

by Johny Cakes February 24, 2012

Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 02, 2009

Boob Press

A hug between two females best friends.

It was so good to see you Deanna! C'mere and gimme a boob press (Dre hugs her best Deanna resulting their boobs pressing against each others boobs).

by Aurora-Roo36 September 10, 2012

Getting pressed

Getting pressed is when a dumb fucker named mike crotch gets pressed so hard he gets shook and can only respond with “k”. And is now Dan and Bens bitch

Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today he shit himself

by Fart lord 69 March 09, 2022

Getting Pressed

When a teenager names micheal gets pressed tf out of and just says “k” cause he’s so shook

Mike crotch was getting pressed so hard today

by Fart lord 69 March 09, 2022