nine volt

killing an electronic device by attaching a nine volt battery where it isnt supposed to go

i needed a battery to play my mp3 player but I didnt have any AAAs' so i used a nine volt and my mp3 player started to smoke

by twisted961 August 6, 2007

CoM Nine

Any somewhat decent looking girl at your local community college (like College of Marin) who, despite being just a 5 or a 6 based on normal standards, is much more attractive than the rest of the female student body, making her a 9 or above solely thanks to relativity.

"Even with that cleft lip she's definitely a solid CoM Nine!"

by Thizzcobar September 23, 2011

Life Nine

almost dead.

(1) Fuck man,, i took seven points of molly last night

(2) ...damn bra, were ya rollin balls or what?

(1) yeah vision got all narrow an shit -- i swear im on life nine

(2) word.

by sanbtiago November 11, 2010

Nine howler

A person who becomes crazed and energized around 9:00pm. People who experience this may report signs of senses such as sight disappearing and reappearing. This can be triggered by anything from apps to an escape room.

It's almost 9:00 caleys turning into a nine howler!

by Leigh Mantisfield September 15, 2018

lick a nine

licking a 9 volt battery.

Jeff: "Dammit, I need a rush!"
Paul: "We should lick a nine"

by diseased sheep August 5, 2005

Tree Nine

An awesome tree at UC Santa Cruz, above the College Nine buildings. It goes so high and is so easy to climb that people are always climbing to the top, where there is an amazing view of Santa Cruz and the bay. It's right up on a level with Cloud Nine...hence Tree Nine.

Yesterday we got stoned and climbed Tree Nine.

by Shuie July 24, 2008

Plenty-nine

An age that covers all the legal possibilities with none of the humiliating decreptitude associated with aging.

Happy birthday! How old are you?

Plenty-nine.

by Blazing Goddess May 11, 2009