textplain

to explain in a text message

Frank (text): what were they doin when u walkd in?

Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it

by buttnakedwunda April 11, 2010

Textual Harassment

When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.

My crazy ex girlfriend who still wants something from me likes to initiate in textual harassment.

by Big Shermy August 23, 2010

Textual Abuse

When an overly aggressive potential partner you only met once won't stop text messaging you

That kid just blew me up again! I never should have gave that textual abuser my number!!!

by Boston Homey December 20, 2010

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010

Textuality

The ability to attract the opposite sex and even seduce said person through texting and/or instant message.

Girl, he isn't even that hot or anything but I just cant resist his textuality.

by Tebaug D'Balzac October 4, 2010

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

textually disfunctional

Someone who Creats conflit through text. Someone who is unable to communicate through text messaging. Someone who doesn't know how to text.

He is "textually disfunctional and cannot be trusted

by ashlav January 24, 2012