swine hug

a lateral embrace usually done with participants positioned hip to hip in lieu of a standard hug which pits participants face to face, as an attempt to reduce the threat of contracting swine flu; an epidemic-era invention
Jane goes to hug Jill but Jill abruptly grabs her by the shoulders and positions Jane's hip adjacent to her own.
"Gonna have to execute the swine hug 'cause I don't wanna expose you. I think my roommate's got H1N1."
by puffinfly October 27, 2009
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Swine Flu

An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police
Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)
by JattDizzleTheProducer November 09, 2009
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Uncultured swine

Someone who lives under a rock and doesn’t understand pop culture references

(1) Somebody who does not know who Shrek, Keanu Reeves, Elmo, Kermit, Danny DeVito, or Barney are.

(2) A person who has never seen The Bee Movie, any of the Shrek movies, Barney, Sponge Bob, The Muppets, Sesame Street, or The Office.

(3) A person who has never played MINECRAFT, Terraria, Roblox, Coolmathgames, or the Dino game

(4) Somebody who doesn’t get popular meme references.
Idiot: “who is Keanu Reeves? I’ve never heard of him.”
Me (an intellectual): “YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!”
by 8======D༄༄ October 14, 2019
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Swine Dick

Swine dick refers to someone having a cold/flu or swine flu going to touch a tv remote after adjusting their balls giving the next person to use it "swine dick."
Person 1: *adjusts self and changes channel*
Person 2: Oh hell nah, now I'm going to get the swine flu.
Person 1: Screw that, more like swine dick!
by itzdjsplitz May 04, 2009
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Swine Flu

1. n. a phrase used in response to any signs or symptoms of any sort of illness; used to mock the media's overexaggeration of the Swine Flu "epidemic".

The phrase can be used as part of a sentence, or as a comment on its own.
Jim: I have a headache, and I think my allergies are acting up.

Tim (jokingly): You probably have Swine Flu.

or...

Tim: *coughs/sneezes*

Jim: Swine Flu!!!!

Tommy: Quick, call the hospital and the local news crew!
by thisisanepicepidemic May 12, 2009
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Swine Line

A tan line you get from goin to Mexico for the summer, but get forced to wear a surgical mask due to Swine flu. You then end up with a surgical mask tan line around your mouth.
Barney: Dude, check out that hottie. She's really tan!

*girl turns around exposing a giant white square tan line around her mouth*

Barney: Holy shit... Is that a swine line?

*pukes on friends shoes*

Josh: DUDE!?
by bitchface13 August 13, 2009
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Swine Flu

A type of influenza that originally affects pigs but somehow got transferred to humans. It started from Mexico in which some stupid Mexican probably had sex with a pig and got it. It is hopefully the virus that would ultimately eliminate all stupid beaners in the world!
John: Hey, did u hear Juan died from the swine flu this morning?
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!
by sime341 May 04, 2009
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