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swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
by hopeofmen August 15, 2011
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Swearing

The form of giving children trauma
Person 1: Why are you swearing?!
Person 2: because you a sussy baka
by I would rather play btd6 July 5, 2022
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I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count
by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024
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Swear

Something stupid people start to say when they're too stupid to think of any valid words during an argument.
Swearing is often used to express anger or just to intimidate the opponent. However, this is just because the user has nothing better to say.
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swear to fuck

there’s no real meaning to swear to fuck. it’s a mindset. imagine the worse case scenario and your response is this “swear to fuck”
swear to fuck if she doesn’t take off those fugly boots i’m gonna slice her achilles.

swear to fuck.
by pdam September 25, 2022
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swearing

THIS UNHOLY THING THAT SHOULD BECOME A CRIME! IF YOU SWEAR YOU ARE ON DRUGS
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
example of swearing
me: walks around with my friend
my friend: gets hit in the head with a football
my friend: F***K
me: excuse me that was very unholy
by EndermanPlayzz May 28, 2022
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I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!
by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022
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