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F- Surge

The defining moment when on facebook that you feel like facebook came alive and every one of your friends that are online are actually participating instead of just viewing pics and laughing at inside jokes, but then the scocializing stops in a way that feels like if facebook died.

This is rarely experienced by pretty girls who go to middle school, high school, college, and bars to hook up. This is due to the fact that it is uncommon for these people to not have a minimum of 20 friends online at any given time and also since these are the people who write the inside jokes and post the above mentioned picture.
Facebook went from alive to really slow at 3 am? Ah, yes. The F- Surge. Have you tried adding more chicks on your account?
by Sonarius July 3, 2011
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The Surge

DP involving a Russian Man
Vladamir and I totally pulled the surge on Julie last night.
by Theserge October 17, 2008
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Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.
The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.
by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013
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Surging Sanders

When you cum from out of no where, like US Senator Bernie Sanders did.
First referenced on the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
"Ayo I gave that girl a surging sanders, and she didn't even wake up!"
"Yeah man I came before I even put it in, Dad was so disappointed."
by SocialistJew September 21, 2016
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Surging Sanders

Despite Clinton raising $112,000,000 , she's worried about a Surging Sanders
by Sanders Surges October 12, 2016
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Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere, and the woman thinks she has everything under control but she can't handle it.
Yo! I just Surging Sanders'd all over that chick Hillarys face! #feelthebern!
by Zauzzie September 21, 2016
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Surge

surge
sərj/Submit
noun
1.
a sudden powerful forward or upward movement, especially from Dakota’s penis, or by a natural force such as the waves or tide.

synonyms: gush, rush, outpouring, stream, flow
"flooding caused by tidal surges"
dakota surged into joey and flooded his hole with semen”
by Db95 August 2, 2018
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