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F- Surge

The defining moment when on facebook that you feel like facebook came alive and every one of your friends that are online are actually participating instead of just viewing pics and laughing at inside jokes, but then the scocializing stops in a way that feels like if facebook died.

This is rarely experienced by pretty girls who go to middle school, high school, college, and bars to hook up. This is due to the fact that it is uncommon for these people to not have a minimum of 20 friends online at any given time and also since these are the people who write the inside jokes and post the above mentioned picture.
Facebook went from alive to really slow at 3 am? Ah, yes. The F- Surge. Have you tried adding more chicks on your account?
by Sonarius July 3, 2011
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surging sanders

An ejaculation out of nowhere after an unexpected rise in excitement.

As made popular by Trevor Noah on the Daily Show's "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" @0:29
Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders. So is ur mom! Buh duhm tssssshhh.
by MilkEyedMender October 14, 2016
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hate surge

The opposite of a love surge. When you have so much hatred for someone you feel like your going to explode.
My ex boyfriend showed up to my house and screamed rape. I’m having a hate surge.
by Neve Nilly November 2, 2023
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Surging Sanders

When you cum out of no where (as said by Trevor Noah)
I was trying to get busy with my girlsfriend last night, but the surging sanders stopped me in my tracks.
by Viking_blood29 October 14, 2016
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Surging Sanders

When Bill came so unexpectedly, it was a surging sanders she got in her mouth.
by erica4sanders October 6, 2016
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surging sanders

When someone comes out of nowhere
Hillary did not see the surging sanders coming.
by The1whopwns October 10, 2016
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Surging

The act of actualodentally Forrest Gumpin yo shit while speaking fleaganese on the hit game destiny 2 with ya boy Gurbir
IM SURGING! Don't go full lez on me I'll take your heavy ammo!
by BrailleSkateboard4 January 28, 2025
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