new era strand

the same old strand from norwich, just now they are called 'new era' and so can spray 'NES' all over town like little cunts

'we actually got the balls to punch someone in the face the other day. let's make a gang called the new era strand'

by stephenjolly January 4, 2008

Strand-up comedy

probably nothing important but
to get technical, its like bedhead except you cant wash it out
its just there for people to laugh at.

"yo thats some strand-up comedy"

by Loser I guess I don't know March 12, 2017

standoff

a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people

FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. Veto this shit!!!!!

by Shazzy Mack December 18, 2008

standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.

Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.

by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021

Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.

My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.

by MATTY N December 10, 2012

Armenian standoff

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.

Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.

by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016

stranko

Southern Ohio slang for one who has mastered being a creepy douche bag.

"Dude, look at that guy's moose knuckle! What a stranko."
"She is awesome, but her boyfriend is a stranko.'

by SMBean March 13, 2011