scoop slamdunk

when someone grabs a womens boob or a mans moob and throws it up and slams it down..

That girl just got scoop slamdunked big time

by elcoolio October 3, 2009

Scoop Duped

a precentage of a person belongings that you take from that person and it does not piss off the person but the situation is just on the verge of way over the edge of anger.

I took what i thought was 1 gram of cocaine with a business card out of my friends coke sack that costs 2K and after weighing the amount i took... i had realized it was really 5 grams. after the person realizes that someone took some coke from his sack, he said, "damit someone scoop duped from my f---king sack!!!"
Also, "Ive been fuc--ing scoop duped by someone!" aka bamboozaled

by adaptativehuman April 1, 2009

Scoop Game

This is a game that males play to punish their friends for saying or doing something utterly and obviously stupid. A scoop is defined here as cupping one's hand, slapping it across the victim's neck and pulling back your hand towards you, effectively scooping the person's neck. The game goes like this:

-If a person says/does something obviously wrong, someone who notices this mistake can call "SCOOP!"
-If a person says/does something obviously wrong and they notice before someone else calls scoop on them, they can call "CRACK-BACK" and be safe from being scooped.

This is the basic overlie of the game, but some people extend the basic concept. For example, one extension lets the person who made the mistake "SELF SERVE" so they aren't at the mercy of the scooper.

The person who is getting the school does have the right to question if something is scoop worthy or not. Some people will call SCOOP after everything that comes out of your mouth, but only really obviously dumb comments are scoop worthy

Example Of Scoop Game 1:
-Hey man, have you ever been to Miami?
-No bro, I've never left the United States before.
-Miami is in the United States idiot.
-....Oh...
-SCOOP! Come over here and get your scoop.

Example Of Scoop Game 2:
-Harry! Wake up we are going to be late for school!
-Today is Saturday...
-CRACK-BACK!
-You lucky bastard. That was scoop worthy!

by Vidioholic May 12, 2011

scoop

to get an exclusive on a story, or to publish a story before another source has had an opportunity to do so. Usually used in the newspaper business

JJ was able to scoop the competition on Spiderman's expolits because Peter Parker always had photos.

by pebbles03 July 29, 2006

Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).

Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that

by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009

boob scoop

common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.

"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"

by Danoise July 1, 2009

Skoop

To video chat via Skype while pooping

Friend 1: Dang man I haven't seen you in forever and I really wish we could catch up but I really have to go.
Friend 2: You just have to poop don't you?
Friend 1: Yes.
Friend 2: Well then, why don't we just Skoop!

by DRRRRG November 28, 2010