Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Kentucky Steed

Chicken fried horse dick

Damn girl u so salty you taste like one of those Kentucky Steeds

by Sell duck October 19, 2016

Vagina seeds

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment

My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .

by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017

sunflower seeds

what Mr Sir eats in holes

"Mr Sir was eating sunflower seeds"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

Scarlet speedster

A person usually refering to the meta-humans with impossible speed (like barry allen or jay garrick.etc) in the dc comics.

"Another scarlet speedster like myself"

by Ligma spreader 2000 April 15, 2019

Dead Seeds

A very underrated Lamb Of God song that has I believe to be some of the sickest guitar ever.

Galaxy Brain: Excuse me sir have you heard Dead Seeds by Lamb of God?
Normie: Lamb of God? That emo screamo band uh no get a life freak.

by Jamie Fernando August 31, 2019