Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.

Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.

by N0where August 19, 2024

steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.

I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler

by Bllllllop March 27, 2016

Steamy Maccona

Giving a rim job after the other person has taken a shit and not wiped.

"Dont wipe babe, come here and I will give you a steamy maccona"

by Dirty Bird Duecher December 23, 2025

Steamy Greenie Meanie

A steamy greenie meanie is a person who does not show respect for you like how the Buddhist brothers were protecting their temple.

“Jake and Dylan are such Steamy Greenie Meanies.”

by Jaquavius The Third- Goofy Ah July 12, 2022

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

Steamy Huberto

When a bm shits on someones chest and rubs it in reverse cowgirl.

Also Favorite position of all cowboy fans

At the library, the bullies do the Steamy Huberto to me everyday and that’s why I go back.

by MichaelJordan010 January 14, 2021

Steamy Bronson

The act of diahrreahing into a plastic bag, putting it into a sock, and beating someone with it until the bag breaks

Did you hear jordan gave austyn a steamy bronson?

by Silly willy 69 October 11, 2025