Squishy Moon Pie

To press your bare ass cheeks against a window, and then shit.

Sam made a squishy moon pie at McDonalds.

by zeroPRO15 October 25, 2010

Squishy

A girl/women that is appropriately proportioned to look really sexy. Not skinny so that she needs a sandwich but not BBW.

Squishy should invoke the underlying desire to bite the girl/women. One should be able to bite and get enough of a bite so that it is a sexy bite and does not hurt too much. A good rule of thumb is at least a 1" fold.

Squishy is a very good complement on a women's figure.

Man did you you see Jill she is really squishy, I want to bite her. But dude Patricia could really use a sandwich.

by The Peasant King December 13, 2012

Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Squssy

Slang for squirrel vagina

I want to taste some squssy.

by HalfAtheistHalfChristian October 23, 2020

Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

by Jesg2001 May 12, 2021

Squishy Face

What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly

"I just want to go over and pinch that boys cheeks soo bad, squishy face for sure!"

by Brandi Delhiii November 22, 2011