Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

Soldier Porn

pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.

"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"

"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."

by reloadNshootum June 9, 2012

The Soldiers Minute

The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.

The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.

by TheRussian47 April 25, 2022

SOLDIER UP

To be on point and posted up on guard for anything's

When we get there "soldier up"

"Soldier up "there coming around the corner

by Slickones June 5, 2018

Real Soldier

A man who isn't afraid of anything. Meaning, he's not afraid of any danger, (death included) not afraid to speak the ugly truth, and isn't afraid to take it in the balls and still stand tall like a proud gentleman should.

Guy 1: "Did you hear, Joe called Leslie an ugly horse face b**ch. Then, she knee kicked him in the balls!"

Guy 2: "Does that guy have a death wish or something?"

Guy 1: "Nope, that Joe is a real soldier. He even asked her to kick him in the nuts again."

by ThatGuy2969 November 30, 2013

The Unknown Soldier

When you sit on your "jacking off" wrist for 10-15 minutes until you can't feel your hand anymore, then you proceed to "tame the purple headed yoguart slinger." The numbness of your hand makes it feel as though it wasn't really you.

"My hand was so numb that I didn't feel it at all, it was the unknown soldier who was getting me off I swear!"

by H2oMan May 14, 2005