by Jimt September 16, 2004
Get the Soccermug. The gayest sport that involves humping other guys and wearing shin guards because the players are too pussy to get a few kicks in the shin. See gay. Play a real fucking sport losers.
by Soccerisforhomos May 25, 2010
Get the Soccermug. 1. The sport that requires no upper body strength, giving anybody an advantage if they get into a fight with a soccer player.
2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball.
3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.
2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball.
3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.
1. Soccer is not my favorite sport
2. All I do in soccer is run
3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer
4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer
2. All I do in soccer is run
3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer
4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer
by yeah, about that...no December 2, 2010
Get the Soccermug. Soccer, or futbol, is the worlds largest sport. It requires an extreme amount of skill and natural talent. Usually made fun of by American Football players, when in reality, the sport "American Football" is only a fraction of the size of futbol. It is also proven that to become a professional soccer player, it takes twice the amount of practice compared to an American Football player, you also need a high amount of athleticism, unlike "American Football". This sport is commemorated every 4 years with a "World Cup".
An example of the highly skilled game soccer, people should check out is the Barclay's Premier League
by Willy S June 19, 2013
Get the Soccermug. First of all, it's futball not soccer. what gives America the right to change a great sports name into something that gay just because a gay sport has that name. Fuck America and their shittty futball team. England all the way.
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
Get the Soccermug. A "sport" that stole the name of a great game. The real football (that being American football) is a sport that involves real talent and stamina while avoiding huge guys who are out to kill you. Soccer is just a bunch of pussys running around kicking a ball back and forth for four fucking hours. Furthermore, the real reason for soccer riots is because the fans get so bored they need to find something to do. You don't often see football fans starting riots, and each game is nearly sold out every time.
Soccer is for pussies, American football is how its done. That is why America is better than any European country.
by Hulio Rodriguez November 14, 2004
Get the Soccermug. the american term for football. why the yanks call it `soccer`, who knows? 10 players on each team try and score in the opponent`s goal, defended by the goal keeper, who is the only player allowed to pick up the ball. the other ten must use their feet. thus the name football.
boy: hey mom lets play soccer! then we can watch a movie!
translation:(pukka english) oi mum! lets play football! then maybe a film
translation:(pukka english) oi mum! lets play football! then maybe a film
by geddonm8 December 9, 2008
Get the [soccer]mug.