Snarf

The act of sniffing girls’ bicycle seats -or-
The person who sniffs girls’ bicycle seats.

1. The young lad was actually a snarf who relished the sniffing of teenage girls’ bicycle seats, especially after they had been riding for an extended period of time. (Noun)
2. The boy would anxiously snarf the girls’ bicycle seats after they dismounted them at the convenience store. (Verb)

by Macsloan July 25, 2021

Snarf

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

by klgdino July 26, 2016

snarf

During the 1950's and 1960's, a Snarf was a guy that sniffed girls bicycle seats.

Sometimes we would sneak around at night putting pepper on girl's bicycle seats to trick the Snarfs.

by Yucaipadave June 11, 2016

SNARF

(1.__- SNARF:- A cop who goes around sniffing,smelling bicycle seats after one who rides on one.(2.__SNARFFING_-:

HE HAS TWO WEEKS OF TRAINING IN THE ARTS OF SNARF

by FOGTOWN831 April 19, 2018

Snarf

If you don't know, now you know.

Don't get snarfed out bro man dude.

by Flails r Us December 2, 2018

Snarf

(Verb) when you laugh so hard, snot (boogers) come out of your nose. In worst-case scenarios, onto someone else.

“Ew, did you just snarf on me?”

“His story was so funny I snarfed”

by Brenna_dee May 29, 2018

Snarf

When you snort and fart at the same time.

Jennifer snarfed in the middle of the dinner table.

by Susy T March 31, 2019