smokin' the bear

An expression used to describe dick-sucking between men who are often appreciated as being rugged, stubbly(or a little on the unshaven side), hairy, muscular, and oozing with raw manly sex. They may be into wearing denim, tattoos, boots, and listen to country music, with an "I break for BEARS!!!" bumper sticker on their trucks. They may be the kind of guy who is wearing leather and shades on a motorcycle with a scruffy beard and sexy smile. Truckers, bikers, construction workers, hard hats, and cowboys(or wang wranglers)...all of them are men who are more than a little rough around the edges and share an all consuming passion for sucking each other's sausage.

Ken and Josh like to go home, slide out of their denims, turn down the lights, slip into the shower, wash-off the dust and sweat from their job as construction workers and take turns giving each other's crotch as much oral attention as possible. They absolutely love smokin' the bear.

by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007

smokin the big squid

To perform fellatio,or to perform a task poorly.

Mary put herself through college smokin the big squid.

by mike i. April 15, 2008

smogin

doin what you do, when you arent afraid to be yourself and look good while doin it, and when you do it, somebody somewhere will feel you

Guy1: dang, look at that girl!

Guy2: yea, she is smogin

by jizzlejuce April 2, 2010

Smokin'est

The utmost in smoking. As in very hot, figuratively.

The smokin'est deals around these here parts.

by Schwaps June 29, 2010

smoving

The art of sitting and moving at the same time.

You're smoving on that swing.

by mego(: January 30, 2012

smoking tadpole

The result of a broken condom.

I will be paying for this smoking tadpole for the next 18 years!

by TIMF2004 October 3, 2016

Smoinked

Another way of saying get wrecked or destroyed.You usually say it when you are destroying people on Xbox, fights,or sports.

Yo we just straight smoinked on your team yesterday in fortnite.

by Hudson Renner June 16, 2018