sloppy dallas

When a girl packs a lip full of dip and gives you a blowjob

Hey jimmy did you get that sloppy dallas last night from Linda

by Bobrossballin October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When your partner gives you a blowjob with a mouth-full of chewing tobacco. This term was first popularized by the Youtubers - McNasty, Soup, TheDoo, and Blarg.

Hey man did you hear Dave got a Sloppy Dallas last night?
No way really?!
Yeah, but the only downside is that he got dip clippings all over his shaft.
That's nasty.

by bagelandsmegma October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You get your significant other to pack a fat lip (chewing tobacco) and suck your dick

Bro, I’m gonna get my girl to give me a sloppy Dallas.

by Germanyisthebest October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When you have your girl pack a fat lip of grizzly wintergreen and suck your dick

Bro, my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It was the best.

by Dragonballzacrossyourface October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Oral sex in which the person giving oral has a mouthful of dip in the mouth

Hey there buddy, do you want to get a Sloppy Dallas from me? I’m really good at it.

by SquishedFetus October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your sister packs a fat lip and give you a blow job

Hay sis will you give me a sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy sister October 15, 2020