Welcome Skateboards

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by diylain November 10, 2019

Skateboarding

You skate,doesn't mean you are cool.And the first thing don't think you're cool,you're not.SKATEBOARDING AND SKIING DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.

Jao pa znas skijanje i skateboarding je isto JEBEM VAM SVE ZIVO NIJE.

by KOJ KURAC December 21, 2020

Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

by Zachmo May 11, 2018

skateboarding

When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.

"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy

by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022

Skateboard

Scale

"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"

For what?

I need to weight some stamps.

by Blessed_Gemini August 25, 2019