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shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker
Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.
by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004
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spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.
once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.
by antous on topolots April 1, 2008
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Male Shocker

Two on the round, one in the pound!
Eric asked for a male shocker, Tiffany suggested two on the round one on the pound!
by Realwordsspoken November 18, 2020
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vicious shocker

An extremely painful, ill-meaning shocker applied to an innocent.
This girl had no idea how we do, ya know? I got her wasted,applied the vicious shocker and left her cold on the bus, G!
by S.P. Sweeney August 7, 2008
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shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.
That bike seat went up my shocker dock.
by Knutmeg June 28, 2014
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Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.
“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.
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Hot Shocker

Similar to a regular shocker (see "the shocker") but the administrator applies hot sauce or oil from a pepper to their fingers before insertion.
Tyler was chopping jalapeños and then gave his wife a hot shocker.
by lilboss6969 August 27, 2021
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