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Mingle Shingles

When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!
by Negrophiliaphobia July 23, 2022
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Ray Shingles

A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'

'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)

'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'

'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.
by Ugly Farmers from Seacombe February 2, 2024
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Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.
I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!
by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023
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shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.
Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery
by skunkyskank June 4, 2018
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Shit on a Shingle

hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
nah man that’s shit on a shingle”
by lørd skum February 20, 2019
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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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hang out a shingle

Verb phrase. To start a business.

This refers to old shops or guilds in the 1800's and before, where their business name was carved on a piece of wood called a shingle, which they would hang out over their front door for pedestrians to see.
"Your sister graduated Law School last week? When will she hang out a shingle?"
by anonymous June 15, 2021
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