Just when you thought you’ve seen or done it all, an up-and-coming internet trend, designed exclusively for expert global social media afficionados, manifests to show the world what you’re made of.
Welcome to the SHAFTSHIFT challenge.
A challenge poster paints his or her shaft silver or grey with appropriate makeup or paint, then places an automobile stick shift boot over the painted shaft to cover up the 2 nuts secured to the bottom end of the shaft. A black colored racquetball, or the likes, is placed over the head of the shaft to completely conceal the flanged terminal as a shift knob. If installed properly, the shift knob and shift boot will leave only the silver colored shaft visually exposed. (non-discernable appendage) A gloved hand then proceeds to “run through the gears”, to the dubbed sound of an actual audio recording of a manual-transmission shift cycle. (driving or fingerless style gloves are recommended) This should start from idle and go through all available gears to the highest gear audibly discernable. If successfully accomplished, recorded and posted, this qualifies the poster to hashtag as a #shaftshift post. If equipped with a longer bus or truck style gearstick, the poster is allowed to also grip under the shift knob with a gloved second hand, in attempt to qualify for a #doubleclutch identifier as well.
Welcome to the SHAFTSHIFT challenge.
A challenge poster paints his or her shaft silver or grey with appropriate makeup or paint, then places an automobile stick shift boot over the painted shaft to cover up the 2 nuts secured to the bottom end of the shaft. A black colored racquetball, or the likes, is placed over the head of the shaft to completely conceal the flanged terminal as a shift knob. If installed properly, the shift knob and shift boot will leave only the silver colored shaft visually exposed. (non-discernable appendage) A gloved hand then proceeds to “run through the gears”, to the dubbed sound of an actual audio recording of a manual-transmission shift cycle. (driving or fingerless style gloves are recommended) This should start from idle and go through all available gears to the highest gear audibly discernable. If successfully accomplished, recorded and posted, this qualifies the poster to hashtag as a #shaftshift post. If equipped with a longer bus or truck style gearstick, the poster is allowed to also grip under the shift knob with a gloved second hand, in attempt to qualify for a #doubleclutch identifier as well.
I'm sick of internet girls getting all the attention with their moundpacking and cameltoe posts. I will show them up with a shaft shift they cannot even compete with!
by Kirkury May 25, 2021
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Get the Crank Shaft mug.The previous definition couldn't be further from the truth. If something is the "balls and shaft," it means that it is "the balls" but cooler. Same definition of "the balls" applies, but more emphasis is put on the coolness of something.
Bro, Santonio Holmes is the balls and shaft of Super Bowl 44... that catch was unbelievable.
Bruce Springsteen is the balls and shaft period. Anyone who can pull off a sliding croth move during the Super Bowl halftime show deserves the title of the "balls and shaft."
Bruce Springsteen is the balls and shaft period. Anyone who can pull off a sliding croth move during the Super Bowl halftime show deserves the title of the "balls and shaft."
by confidencewillgetyoulaid February 8, 2009
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Get the Walking shaft mug.The leather coat Shaft (Richard Roundtree) wears at the beginning of the film as he emerges from NYC subway.
Yo, take off that cheap-ass shaft leather.
Yo, take off that cheap-ass shaft leather.
by sahmad June 12, 2006
Get the shaft leather mug.An absolute shlonggg that can slap your sister in uganda when u whip it out(at least 696969 inches long)
Reed has such a massive shaft that when he whips it out it slaps his sister who was adopted by some asians that moved to uganda
by Massiveness January 11, 2018
Get the massive shaft mug.a) The large shaft protruding from a steering gearbox that converts forward/rearward action into a side to side reciprocating action to actuate the steering linkage.
b) The pulsating erect cock of a horny truck mechanic.
b) The pulsating erect cock of a horny truck mechanic.
a) It appears that the sector shaft is damaged from the wreck.
b) Horny girl-C'mon baby, give me the sector shaft.
b) Horny girl-C'mon baby, give me the sector shaft.
by 782 February 22, 2011
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