Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.

Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!

by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009

Crank Shaft

Yet ANOTHER term for a penis...

Person 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Person 2: Just jerkin my crank shaft.
Person 1: DUDE...WTF...

by DXF May 29, 2009

balls and shaft

The previous definition couldn't be further from the truth. If something is the "balls and shaft," it means that it is "the balls" but cooler. Same definition of "the balls" applies, but more emphasis is put on the coolness of something.

Bro, Santonio Holmes is the balls and shaft of Super Bowl 44... that catch was unbelievable.

Bruce Springsteen is the balls and shaft period. Anyone who can pull off a sliding croth move during the Super Bowl halftime show deserves the title of the "balls and shaft."

by confidencewillgetyoulaid February 8, 2009

shaft leather

A 1970's vintage single-ply leather coat cheaply constructed of low quality skins.

The leather coat Shaft (Richard Roundtree) wears at the beginning of the film as he emerges from NYC subway.

Yo, take off that cheap-ass shaft leather.

by sahmad June 12, 2006

massive shaft

An absolute shlonggg that can slap your sister in uganda when u whip it out(at least 696969 inches long)

Reed has such a massive shaft that when he whips it out it slaps his sister who was adopted by some asians that moved to uganda

by Massiveness January 11, 2018

Walking shaft

An alternate name for a staircase

"It's on the third floor, should we take the elevator?"

"Nah, let's take the walking shaft"

by yricardo April 26, 2010

Sector Shaft

a) The large shaft protruding from a steering gearbox that converts forward/rearward action into a side to side reciprocating action to actuate the steering linkage.

b) The pulsating erect cock of a horny truck mechanic.

a) It appears that the sector shaft is damaged from the wreck.

b) Horny girl-C'mon baby, give me the sector shaft.

by 782 February 22, 2011