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Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
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st. skeetersburg

As soon as I turn 18, I'm moving out of st. skeetersburg.
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skeeterific

An adjective used to describe any noun found to be very pleasing to any of the senses. Derived from the word "s'keet," which indicates male ejaculation. As if to say something is good enough to make you "s'keet."
The new Nissan Sky is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.
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sexterity

Remarkable ability to satisfy your partner's every sexual need using precision, knowledge, and agility.
Guy: How about we take this party to my place?
Girl: Boy, you best have some damn good sexterity if you wanna get down with me.
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Gordon Setter

The silliest dog breed, they are fun loving, goofy, and very smart. Known as show dogs they were bred to find the bird on a hunt but not to retrieve it. They are black with brown markings on their paws, face and tail, and have a normal "setter" hair cut :)
Chloe is a very pretty Gordon Setter.
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Damn it Skeeter

A phrase commonly used in order to dissolve any confrontation before a physical dispute can result
Man 1: I got a problem with you!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!
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