Are you serious!?

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.

Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"

by John O' Driscoll June 27, 2007

Why So Serious?

The act of smearing your menstrual-blood covered dick all over your girlfriends' face, so as to make her appear to be wearing The Joker's classic make-up.

The other night my lady was on the rag, but I managed to talk her into a "Why So Serious?" session!

by The Original Cron March 26, 2012

Pecurious

Derived from the words peculiar and curious.
Used to refer to an event or thing that appears as particularly strange and out of the ordinary.

Person 1: This specification states that only one character is allowed for indicating the state of residence; however, the official state-codes all have two characters!
Person 2 (puzzled): How pecurious!
Person 1: Curiouser and curiouser!

by Thingg May 13, 2010

Serious Relationship

The only good time to say lol

Girl: Do you want to have a serious relationship?
Guy: lol

by Koreshul April 1, 2010

scurvous

A combination of scared in the southern accent of scured and the word "nervous"

Bitch I was scurvious like WOAH...Po Po was coming round da corna all fast and shit

by Capricorn29 April 17, 2004

seriouslicitalix

very serious disease that makes someone very immature

god damn cecily, you must have seriouslicitalix.

by someone kool July 24, 2008

serious

Gruff.

The serious gorilla at the zoo scares me.

I have a serious dad.

by frabrizio October 4, 2016