scrotum lagoon

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.
Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!
by Minxy Noodle December 09, 2011
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scrotum load

A large amount of insults unleashed on one group of girls in order to begin a scuffle.
Did you say Cameron hold himself back from unleashing that scrotum load on that group of whores?
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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Ball-Scrotumitis

when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.
"Ew that boy had BBAADD Ball-Scrotumitis!"
by AL1B1 April 24, 2020
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scrotum pillow

The act of pushing your chin down and tucking in towards your chest creating a "second" chin or roll of soft neck skin pliable enough to rest ones scrotum on during a blow job.
She's a big girl but with great talent cause she provides a nice scrotum pillow during head.
by Captain Ding Dong October 24, 2013
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Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
by TADPOOL June 03, 2023
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Scrotum Fuck

When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.
Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!
by Big boi42069 June 23, 2020
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scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.
"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!
by Srotal Delight December 18, 2015
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