Text_on_the_screen

One of the key members of the MLIA commenting community. Awesome beyond belief.

n00b: I love this post!

Text_on_the_screen: n00b.

by Sea Kitten June 15, 2010

Figure on a Screen

A step below from a friend, more like a person you talk to for shits and giggles.

Luv you are a figure on a screen while I consider John to be an actual friend.

by texasindian May 12, 2018

Blue Screen Bitch

In an FPS video game, mainly Halo 2 - Somebody that has bad host and induces the game to 'lag out' and goes into a blank blue screen for a period of time. This can also be used by n00bs against a sinlge team to make them stop moving which enables the other team to kill them while in this state.

OMG Smithy you blue screen bitch...Thats the only way you can get a fucking kill!

by J0YCIE November 3, 2006

Screen Capping

1. To capture ones computer screen.

Used mostly when something funny appears on screen (ie funny facebook statuses, funny video chats ect.)

Wow are you reading Jenna's status? The entire football team is spamming her with Lady Gaga because she wrote Poker Face as her status I'm "screen capping" this one for the yearbook

by Jamed777 April 27, 2010

screen rape

When somebodyy looks at your screen while playing a multiplayer videogame on the same TV. It is used mostly when you see that somebody is in your general area with your peripheral vision and you decide to go kill them by looking at their screen to see where they are. Looking at their controler also gives you the advantage of when they are going to attack. Screen rapers are often caught when your running up behiend someone and they turn around for no reason and kill you unexpectedly and use they crappy excuse that they saw you on radar.

Screen rape!! Screen raper!! You just turned around for no reason right as I went to punch you in the back.

by JT12345 July 5, 2008

Screen

In weed terms, a screen is a metal or glass filter designed to let smoke through and keep ash out.

Use screens with a pipe or a bong.

by GodSend222 August 4, 2008

Blue screen

A computer nerd's nightmare.

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"

by Keael January 7, 2006