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scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.
by rapidscan October 19, 2015
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flamingo scratch

Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.
My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!
by grasshiphopper July 21, 2015
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Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”
by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020
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scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.
It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.
by scratch-22 December 14, 2017
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Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."
Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.
by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010
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Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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Scratch-A-Doo

adj. When you are bored and decide to analyze your surroundings to find something interesting and you see a girl or guy sneek a scratch. Preferably itching their crotch, boob, or butt.
Dude, i totally just caught that guy doing the Scratch-A-Doo.

No way man, i wanna see.
by LolaChristineArmando. April 4, 2011
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