A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 29, 2011
Another word for bitch. Used when in the company of people who the word "bitch" is not appropriate. From B-itch to B-scratch.
by B .R. Eastman July 01, 2009
by PonyRunner July 24, 2017
1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.
1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39
by J.Boobie January 07, 2005
A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.
“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
by ruredusecotw February 03, 2021
When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 03, 2021
A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
by rapidscan September 03, 2015