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scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.
by rapidscan October 19, 2015
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Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo
A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
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scratch acid

a sick ass band

they have an established sound of texan punk

their art and covers are usually cryptids which influenced heavily to kurt cobain of nirvana
scratch acid don't play

pfft, oasis ? nah listen to scratch acid
by kanye man July 25, 2020
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Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."
Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.
by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010
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tongue scratching

when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.
when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored
by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020
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Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
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Pap Scratching

Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 9, 2010
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