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Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.
Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.
by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018
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scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022
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Ice Scramble Coffee

Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in CuarteroSt., Jaro, Iloilo City, Philippines.
Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in Iloilo City, Philippines.
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scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.
me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!
by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019
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Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
by tbergman July 13, 2011
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