Someone you can trust with a huge secret, he’s gonna forget it anyways ;one who thinks every problem has one solution: alcohol. But when alcohol isn’t on the table, he’ll always be there for you.
One in a million, quite literally.
One in a million, quite literally.
by bshah March 27, 2019

by Trayway_1 October 25, 2018

Spicy Butthole Syndrome. When your poop is so acidic it burns your butt. There are three degrees comparable to burns. 1st degree is the mildest and 3rd Degree is absolutely unbearable.
by pogi-ako September 7, 2018

The password to your heart
Person 1: I’m not giving anyone my password
Person 2: what’s your password?
Person 1: DB SB 32 72
Person 2: the rest?
Person 1: GLOBEABB
Person 2: what’s your password?
Person 1: DB SB 32 72
Person 2: the rest?
Person 1: GLOBEABB
by Cham-p is skinny September 2, 2021

by Zami Karzai August 15, 2018

SBS, stinky butt syndrome, refers to when someone is oblivious to the fact that their butt stinks. May result from not showering, not using soap below the waist, or from refusing to wipe well. Obvious to massage therapists and to lovers, the afflicted person generally either doesnt care or doesnt know about their own SBS.
"I had to use peppermint oil during that last massage so I didnt pass out from Lauries horrible SBS!"
by eyyopotato January 11, 2024
