Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.

Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!

by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018

Ruben

Ruben is the perfect person in this world. He is cute, handsome, muscular, tall and the perfect guy. He has an Huge penis usually about 7 to 8 iches. Nothing can bother Ruben in this world everything is perfect.

Ruben is just perfekt
Ruben is life

Ruben is everything

by Nitsjo January 30, 2019

Ruben Arvidsson

A pice of shit

That guy is such a Ruben Arvidsson

by ilikeyouraunt October 1, 2018

Ruben

Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen

Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....

by RP05 March 27, 2019

Ruben

A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.

"Ruben."

by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019

Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!

by Big_Up September 16, 2019

A Ruben

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick

The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off

I'm having a Ruben tomorrow

by robbiemei October 6, 2019