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Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.
Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011
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Burnt the Roast

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.
by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018
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Roast Nina

Step 1- Knock out victim's front teeth
Step 2- Hang victim by feet from roof
Step 3- Make victim give blowjob
Yo, I heard you gave that chick from downtown a Roast Nina.
by Clarkeythefuckinganimal November 16, 2016
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Gay Roasting

It is a defense mechanism, in which a person says very gay things to get someone either off their back. Or out of the way because most straight men do not want to listen to gay things.
Michael - can I suck your cock Jimmy!?

Jimmy walks off

Michael was Gay roasting
by Sexyballsack March 30, 2017
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roasting the bean

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax
the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ
by the_tritone November 23, 2010
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roast train

To roast someone really fast pointing out many features about there aperence -Zach and Sam
P1: Woah he's giving out tickets to the roast train
P2:Last guy was really fuckin salty
by Saltycunts6969 June 5, 2017
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field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.
watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!
by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009
mugGet the field roastmug.

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