Burnt the Roast

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.

Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.

by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018

Hot roast

A compliment and insult in one sentence. Usually in a romantic/flirtatious setting.

Mollie- I get it jeez, I'm not sexy!
Amit- Oh, you think you're so interesting that I'd talk to you if you weren't sexy?
Mollie- Hahha, nice hot roast 😉🔥

by boom_roasted May 21, 2020

Gay Roasting

It is a defense mechanism, in which a person says very gay things to get someone either off their back. Or out of the way because most straight men do not want to listen to gay things.

Michael - can I suck your cock Jimmy!?

Jimmy walks off

Michael was Gay roasting

by Sexyballsack March 30, 2017

roasting the bean

thats where a dragon eats out a girl and breathes fire on her clitoris at the moment of climax

the song "ROASTING THE BEAN" by DRAGON SLUTZ

by the_tritone November 23, 2010

roast train

To roast someone really fast pointing out many features about there aperence -Zach and Sam

P1: Woah he's giving out tickets to the roast train
P2:Last guy was really fuckin salty

by Saltycunts6969 June 5, 2017

Roast Nina

Step 1- Knock out victim's front teeth
Step 2- Hang victim by feet from roof
Step 3- Make victim give blowjob

Yo, I heard you gave that chick from downtown a Roast Nina.

by Clarkeythefuckinganimal November 16, 2016

field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009