Skip to main content

Finland-Sweden rivalry

Shit people take way too seriously.
For example:
An annual hockey game, hosted by Finland and Sweden alternately, which is literally the high point of some people's pathetic years. Then there's also the annual decathlon, equally pathetically adored. I don't know about Swedes, but just about every single Finnish person I've met (excluding myself, of course) hates Sweden with a passion. At least while these stupid sport things are going on. I swear, the high point of most Finns' lives was when we beat Sweden for the hockey World Cup in 1995, in their stadium. Huzzah. I wasn't old enough to remember anything then, but judging from stories I've heard, 'twas a party like no other. There's been a song or two written about it. And then, of course, there's "Den glider in”.
And of course there's all the sayings we have about Sweden and whatnot. Like "Tärkeintä ei ole voitto, vaan se, että Ruotsi häviää" ("The most important thing is not victory, but that Sweden loses"). Not to mention all our jokes... Think blonde jokes, but replace "blonde" with "Swede". I've heard that Swedes also have similar jokes -- about Norwegians. It's a common stereotype in Finland that Swedes are stupid, and therefore Fennoswedes may be slightly discriminated against (although it's nothing compared to racial discrimination otherwise. Finnish people make me sick sometimes).
The stupidest thing? It has no logical beginning.
Finn 1: Wanna hear a Finland-Sweden rivalry joke?
Finn 2: Yeah!
Finn 1: What's a Swedish equivalent of a perpetual motion machine?
Finn 2: I don't know, tell me?
Finn 1: A piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by amy luu collis May 3, 2011
mugGet the Finland-Sweden rivalry mug.

Ravalo

Jersey trash slang for 'ravioli'
Yo yo yo, my name is nick, i needs my ravalo to grow up to be a big, strong, piece of jersey trash
by Die-lan Betman August 31, 2004
mugGet the Ravalo mug.

Rivano

A beautiful sexy guy who's great at sports and even greater in bed with his 9 inch human penis. A Rivano also lasts very long in bed and he would treat his girlfriend like she's the queen of the world. And a real Rivano watches anime
he bought me a golden ring omg he's such a Rivano
by John johansson October 8, 2018
mugGet the Rivano mug.

Rinaldo

Ayo look at Rinaldo with them goofie ahh Mids , hes got a fat bunda styl
by Krislen April 24, 2022
mugGet the Rinaldo mug.

rivaside

by Anonymous March 25, 2003
mugGet the rivaside mug.

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.
Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.
by Josh March 28, 2005
mugGet the riva mug.

ribald

a word mostly used by douche bags who want to sound smart, or by pseudo-thespian douche bags to make fancy-speak for a vulgar,mocking, abusive, comment–noun
I'm a ribald douche, come let us jostle the rose of your pubis! yes, we shall be merry!
mugGet the ribald mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email