Fukin Rites

is used to show extreme delight

Fukin rites....this sex is awesome

by glen January 27, 2005

Dark Ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc

by JustXtreme September 4, 2010

am i rite?

Often used in leetspeak and used to indicate an insult or sarcasm.

<ZeroCool> lol ur a stupid fgt am i rite?

by Blade Leader October 22, 2004

Ritsune

weak and unlike alpha prima she is ugly lollll alpha prima is such a strong muscle man

Person 1: Ritsune is such a brat these days.
Person 2: I know right she's being mega cringe.
Person 1: Alpha Prima is way better smh.

by Vred October 15, 2020

ritusya

A girl who lives in Staten Island and looks like a pakistani. She often smells like one, unless she took a shower, which happens only on the first day of Hannukah.

Damn, Look at Rita over there eatin all that curry.

by paki # 2 December 24, 2003

Trans rites

The satanic rital used to switch what sex you are

Jason said he did trans rites last night guess hes a hoe now.

by Badmilk January 28, 2021

Death Rite

Many people do not know that this is more than just an ancient ritual. Death Rite is also an extremely popular heavy metal band that strives for world domination. An estimated 95% of the world population knows this band and secretly enjoys them whether they admit it or not.

Death Rite is so kvlt and br00tal, they kill my face!

by Rashim Haboochiwatchi April 3, 2008