Ricardoed

The act of someone scratching your new iPod touch.
This also gives you and Enrique the right to call them a bitch for ever

Drew:Ricardo can you jailbreak my iPod?
Ricardo:Sure
.....Next Day.....
Ricardo:here!
Drew:its not jailbroken? A scratch? you bitch! I got Ricardoed!

by Definitely not Drew September 9, 2010

Ricardo Oliveira

A Famous footballer. Also a fat fuck with a "fat cock" and enjoys women called Rheana.

Hey, your like Ricardo Oliveira! LOL! Large Don

by Large Don October 5, 2020

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

by Kief Chief November 15, 2016

Ricardo

The love of my life. A beautiful soul with the biggest heart. Takes care of so many people and never complains. Has a big but soft heart but doesn’t like to show this too often. Needs to work on showing his love that he is dedicated and trustworthy. He is a great protector and a great role model. Tries his hardest but doesn’t get recognition a lot. He should settle down and live his best life

Her: hey Ricardo, do u know what I want??
Ricardo: yes to be my halal?

Her: how do u know me so well?

by Nothinggoinfforu February 2, 2023

Kind Regards

Corporate jargon for fuck you

Why have you not sent me the proposal yet?

Kind Regards

by jjvvzz January 28, 2022

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

regardless

A gamer term used as a rebuttal after a traumatic beak

Gamer 1: you're an uber haxing n00b who has RL bum sex with the admins yet still manages to get pwned by a half retarded baby girl with autism

Gamer 2: regardless..

by youve-changed May 21, 2009