reverse Jarpee

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.

I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.

by xraygoggles June 10, 2021

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Reverse Werewolf

Unlike a werewolf which is a cursed human who becomes a wolf during full moon, a reverse werewolf is originally a normal wolf, but is cursed to turn into a human during the full moon night and return to their wolf form during the day. Just as werewolves lose their human mind and becomes savage in their beast form howling and growling, a reverse werewolf is intelligent, civilized and capable of human speech in their human form.

The white wolf in the woods just transformed into a human during full moon. It must be a reverse werewolf.

by Saitama 777 February 6, 2021

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Reverse Gyrate

Something Markiplier wants you to do when you come out of his bathroom

Markiplier: Reverse gyrate out of the bathroom for safety

by animeisbae0414 June 10, 2018

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Reverse Durden

The act of splicing a single frame from Disney movies into hardcore pornography. This is derived from a scene in the movie Fight Club in which the character, Tyler Durden, justifies defends job as a projectionist "because it affords him other interesting opportunities": splicing single frames of porn into family films.

I just saw a flash of Mickey Mouse right before Tori Black squirted. The guy editing this porn definitely pulled a reverse Durden.

by redditedit September 11, 2010

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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

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