Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 04, 2021

Mackey’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.

Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!

by DilleyDilleyDilley February 07, 2024

blade razor

member of group x

now that hashmeer left, blade is the lead singer and plays guitar

hashmeer, rex, and little blade razor

by Little Kaid June 22, 2006

razor(rex)

REX IS TERUTERUS HUSBAND .

rex is a cool dude and loves teruteru very much.
you should date rex👹

person: you should be more like razor(rex)

by rex.oiz June 06, 2021

razor side respect

having very little respect for someone

Man I have razor side respect for that dude.

by Your moms boyfriend November 18, 2009

Neuwirth's Razor

"Any Situation can be made worse with the addition of poop"

"Stan was already having a bad day. His partner had left him, he was laid off from work, and his cat had run away. In spite of this, Stan decided he would enjoy some barefoot running ( a farvorite pastime). Forgetting Neuwirth's Razor. Stan forgot to check his surroundings before leaving his apartment, and stepped on a freshly deposited cat dropping. "

by bubbie feh July 13, 2021

zuby's razor

An individual that has pronouns listed in their social media bio and has nothing of value to add to a conversation.

A spaces on X about nuclear fusion kept getting interrupted by a Zuby's Razor who wouldn't stop screaming about plastic in the ocean.

by Thobos January 03, 2024