The Reaper Report

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.

Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

by MonkeyFather August 5, 2014

grim reaper

Henry.

E de an grim reaper?

by M222Z May 3, 2018

Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).

My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.

by N8-2d2 January 26, 2024

Minnie Reaper

A kick-ass girl who has underworldly powers and is the nicest person you'll meet with a horribly mysterious past. And the scariest alter-ego you'll ever see. EVER.

An original character created by universalgoddess13 on deviantart.com

go to the creator's site to learn of Minnie Reaper

by universalgoddess13 July 11, 2011

Reaper Main

Kind of edgy

That guy in the motor bike is probably a reaper main

by TheReaperMain June 28, 2017

neo da reaper

Owner of the Necromancer "Neo"

He owns, nuff said.

pvp-numancr: omfg yo thatz neo da reaper
opusundies: Lol pff ill own that noob

Opusundies was slain by Neo
Neo: Left parenthesis?

by Poobuttass July 16, 2008

Grip Reaper

A female who gets a lot of men but is too uptight and her kitties too tight to do anything about it

Why won’t Mrs Strawberry shortcake grip reaper give it up? Life is short brotha

by Blackberry2.0 February 3, 2024